A  folding scooter chopped into a shriner bike…

Wizard of Oz, NOT Harry Potter. The classic Schwinn Broom with
the flame unit upgraded from coal to propane.

All aluminum, full suspension. Answering the question no one
thought to ask, “what will people ride on Mars?”

Part of the Bay View Space Administration, the Rocket Bike is one small step for bicycles and one giant leap for community space programs.

The Slouchcycles Rocket Bike could be the future of trans-bay transit.

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The Hale-Bopp is the latest in chopper design from Slouch Cycles. When you’re ready to leave your earthly vessel behind, fly in style with Slouch.

The Golden Gate Bridge Bike is the first of it’s kind. A landmark that you can ride.

The elegant , with it’s heavy duty front wheel & rear oriented center of gravity make it ideal for ramming enemies

Worlds Longest Chopper Record Attempt

The World’s Longest Chopper on its record breaking run, piloted by Jay Broemmel.

The fabulous CHUPACABRA, flagship of the Slouch fleet is a versatile vehicle. Its flailing arms, biting mouth, blinking eyes, & flamethrower make it the perfect ride for urban assault missions or just freaking out some small town locals.

Loid is selling the “Lagerman” — the Official Bike Rodeo tool. Yes, you too can work on bikes and open beer bottles all with one tool! (Include $2 for shipping.)

Contact Loid for ordering:
wearemongoloid @ yahoo.com

For more photos from the April 1^st 2006 Junkyard show, click here!