1. Russell Moran
   REal person? Don't know...

   I represent a company that specializes in a new form of Internet advertising that guarantees that you will get a 100% conversion rate on 100% of your website traffic. I would like to fill you in on more details. Are you the correct contact in regard to business development for your website?  If you are interested, please let me know.  My contact email is FutureSounds@sbcglobal.net.
   
   In case you missed this, what I mean is you get paid on EVERY visitor that visits your page.
   
   Best Regards,
   
   Russell Moran
   PPP
   

2. dennis.lambart@gmail.com
   Lambart sends marketing-junk email to addresses he pulls out of Registrar records. Don't spam people, people!
3. Real Magnet LLC
   This crappy company helps people circumvent spam filters.
   A spam sending solution! I received unsolicited junk mail via Real Magnet on behalf of one of their customers. Real Magnet uses email lists that have address that have NOT opted into their spam plan. Here is the email I sent them:
   " Please send me a list of all domains that are a part of Real Magnet LLC so I can add a filter to my mail server to block mail from Real Magnet LLC. I have no interest in doing business with unsolicited email senders."
   Let's see if they respond. In the mean time, consider them a 100% spam front! They need to erase their entire email list database as their list has ill-gained email addresses on it. Me unsubscribing is a waste of time: their list is tainted.
   Here is the sendmail block (access file) for this company:
   209.18.70 550 " Unsolicited Email has caused 208.18.70/24 to be blocked "
   You may want to make sure that is still their block with the whois command: 'whois 209.18.70.1';
   Added: Mon May 14 10:01:29 PDT 2007
4. www.chakoumakos.com
   Some loser sent a spam email asking people to link to his domain to help his page rank. Apparently, the site is to help him in a high school election. Politics turns people into slimeballs at a young age. This person sent spam, don't elect him, don't hire him (he may drag your company name through the mud by sending spam from your domain), don't trust him.
   He (assuming he due to site content) didn't even sign his name on the email, he signed it ORHS Student. How many OR high schools are there? I don't care!
5. getsecured.com
   On September 28, 2004, a representative tried to sell me tech support claiming to be from getsecure.com in Texas. Their Registar record points to Florida and has BOGUS contact info. Trust them? Hell no. Here was their number: 204.632.4322. A 'Todd' seems to be in charge. Here is the Registrar record:
   

   Registration Service Provided By: DIRECTI
   Contact: sales@directi.com
   Website: http://www.directi.com
   Abuse Desk Email Address: abuse@directi.com
   
   Domain Name: GETSECURED.COM
   
   Registrant:
       Company Require
       ***** ******        (**@is.lv)
       410 w nine mile rd
       pensacola
       fl,32534
       US
       Tel. +000.0000000
   
   Creation Date: 12-Aug-2004
   Expiration Date: 12-Aug-2005
   
   Domain servers in listed order:
       ns1.sedoparking.com
       ns2.sedoparking.com
   
   
   Technical, Billing, Administrative Contact:
       Company Require
       ***** ******        (**@is.lv)
       410 w nine mile rd
       pensacola
       fl,32534
       US
       Tel. +000.0000000
   
   

   Did the sales rep doing the cold call to me get the domain name wrong? Who knows! If you own getsecured.com and can correct me, I'll pull you off this page.
6. Some jerk Enoch Marduk
   Tue Mar 16 11:32:18 PST 2004
   This buttmunch sent me a random email out of the blue referencing my ARIN SWIP ID info. Yes, my business address and phone number a public information. Shit come visit me, I am happy to have guests in my office. Email me, but shove your random threats up your ass! If this person was mad at something I or one of my customers did, they should explain themselves and open a dialog. Here is the email I got out of the blue:
   Return-Path: <st-enoch@mailcity.com> Received: from lycos.com (www1.mail.lycos.com [209.202.220.140]) by mail.monkeybrains.net (8.12.9p2/8.12.9) with SMTP id i2GJR0mD036730 for <me@monkeybrains.net>; Tue, 16 Mar 2004 11:27:00 -0800 (PST) (envelope-from st-enoch@mailcity.com) Received: from Unknown/Local ([?.?.?.?]) by mailcity.com; Tue, 16 Mar 2004 19:26:37 -0000 To: me@monkeybrains.net Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 14:26:37 -0500 From: "Enoch Marduk" <st-enoch@lycos.com> Message-ID: <KMNCLEPPFALNCJAA@mailcity.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 X-Sent-Mail: off Reply-To: st-enoch@lycos.com X-Mailer: MailCity Service X-Priority: 3 Subject: caught you. X-Sender-Ip: 69.3.69.237 Organization: Lycos Mail (http://www.mail.lycos.com:80) Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Language: en Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Spam-Level: * X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 2.63 (2004-01-11) on mail.monkeybrains.net X-Spam-Status: No, hits=1.6 required=5.8 tests=BAYES_50,RCVD_FAKE_HELO_DOTCOM autolearn=no version=2.63 i am turning you in monkeybrains. or shud i say MONKE i have it documented say goodbye to your internet access. 1043 marin st. san francisco ca 94124-1240 415-425-9825
7. Newest person on my shit list: Jason Strait
   Date added: Sat Nov 9 17:18:42 PST 2002
   I left Jason a phone message asking him to pay. He didn't respond and I locked his account. He called up the same evening and was begging for access. He said he would pay - he gave me his word - so I turned his account back on. That was about 2 months ago. His last dialup was noon October 30, 2002. Well, now his number got disconnected and he is gone. He owes me $214. Here is his sign up info from October 8th, 2001. If you run into a Jason Strait who lived on Balsam Way in Oakland, he is a liar and cheat.

   jason strait wishes to join as "spacin".
   jason strait
   6840 balsam way
   oakland, CA 94611
   Phone:         510-601-7282  disconnected as of 11/06/2002
   call:          evening
   OS:            Windows
   email:         spacin@netzero.com
   referral:	   internet
   if monkey: 
   type:      Basic
   

   Searching on the Net, I found a list of tapes and cds of Grateful Dead bootlegs with 'spacin@monkeybrains.net' as a contact. THe URL is/was http://www.geocities.com/spacin_74/tapes_and_cds.html ... also linked to from thejerrysite.com. Jason and a friend (Reba) trades these bootlegs with people who email them.
8. Ms. X : This woman lives/lived in San Francisco.
   Date added: Wed Jan 24 02:13:56 PST 2001
   She was a monkeybrains customer and never paid a dime. I tried contacting her on the phone several times. Once, she stated she was leaving town, and could I call her back another time. I did. The next time, it was her Birthday and she had to get off the phone. I tried to talk with her. Work as barter for payment is something I accept. Would she pass out fliers for MonkeyBrains? No. I should take this woman to small claims court! Here is the sign up informaion for her account:

   Ms. X.
   nn xxx St.
   San Francisco, CA 941xx
   
   daypone:   (415) xxx-xxxx
   nitephone: same
   fax:       none
   call:      evening
   OS:        Windows 95
   email:     xxx@yahoo.com
   ===========================================
   you rock.   I love your philosophy, now I 
   hope you have a fast & steady connection!
   

   update #1 I got an email from an individual about a benefit Ms. X is throwing in Oakland, she emailed this person: I left you a message yesterday regarding a benefit I am putting on November 9, 2002 at [a Venue] in Oakland. Ms. X. wanted this person to do a performance at her benefit for free. The individual searched on the web for Ms. X, found this page, and contacted me. Apparently, Ms. X. got sore at this individual for researching her background and felt she was being bullied. So, Ms. X. emailed me (about 10 times) tring to get me to take this page down. We reached an agreement that if she started to pay her debt off, I would take this page down. A month has passed, and never sent me a dime. She claimed that she was going through tuff times when a year ago and that is why she shirked her bills. Here is my analysis: either Ms. X. is still going through tuff times, or she IS and ALWAYS will be a flake and a liar! (This is the first report of someone being stung by this page.) Date updated: Sat Nov 9 17:43:17 PST 2002 update #2 Two months have passed, and Ms. X. has made no attempt to reconcile her debt. Beware any dealings with Ms. X. update #3 4 years later, the year is 2005. Ms. X. emailed me: "i am very sorry that you feel fucked over by me, and i would like to make ammends, as well as have my name cleared." Ms. X. is going to stop by the office and pay me $130. Lucky I don't charge late fees like DPT (Department of Parking Tickets). Her email appears sincere, will she stop by today or tomorrow and drop off the money? I hope so! I like to have uncomfortable situations resolved. update #4 Here is an email from 9/8/05: it will either be today or tommorrow (friday) . If i pay you back wil you take my name off your site? please let me know for sure. A week has gone by, no Ms. X! update #5 More emails... will update when some more dust settles. Now, Ms. X is getting angry at me! Ha! She called, 1:45 pm and said she will be here in 45 minutes with the money. If she does, all the "XXX" and other personal info will be removed from this page and replaced with Ms. X.

9. Qwest this company hasseled me for a while. Here is the Full Story
10. This case is just borderline Shit List material. Here is the deal I really needed the dough from this piece of hardware I had, and he went and stole my work (taking a photo, scanning, etc) and then had the gall to list his item at the same time my auction was going on. Couldn't he have waited a week? Plus his page was lame: this person is a con man as far as I can tell. UPDATE: his stupid company and people page is no more. Ha! I win!
    Date added: Sun Jan 28 00:30:23 PST 2001

    Date: Sun, 28 Jan 2001 00:28:06 -0800 (PST)
    From: id/3
    To: mjf@futuresouth.com
    Cc: legal@monkeybrains.net
    Subject: Portmaster 25
    
    Dear 'mjf':
    
    You stole my image!  That is not YOUR portmaster, that is the
    one I am trying to sell!  Not only that, you took all the HTML
    that I took the time to generate!
    
    I am referring to your eBay posting:
     http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1210881060
    and mine (made a couple of days before yours):
     http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1210271956
    
    You may at first thought think I am a 'Stupid company or person to avoid'. 
    Upon further reflection, you may realize that I took time to gather
    data about the PM25, take a photo of my PM25, load it on the web, and to 
    consturct a descirption for eBay.  So you need to decide which route to 
    take: paypal me $10 or add me to your webpage:
     http://www.futuresouth.com/mjf/bitch.htm
    
    Sincerely,
    Rudy Rucker, Jr.
    

Well, don't steal from people, don't lie, and try to be good!